| NAME: | Ricky Monon |
| NICKNAME: | Bombay Jock, That Haggis-Crunching Cat-Botherer, Rickeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| RESEMBLANCE TO: | A car crash |
| FAVOURITE FILM: | Braveheart |
| FAVOURITE TV: | Balamory |
| FAVOURITE DRINK: | Scotch, of course |
| HOBBIES: | Alcohol, Curry, Mr Cat |
| MOST LIKE TO MEET: | Another member of my species |
| AMBITION: | To marry Mr Cat |
| MOST FEARED OPPONENT: | Mr Cat |
| SPORTING HEROES: | I'm Scottish, we don't do sporting, let alone sporting heroes |
| FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: | Anything involving Deep Heat |
| BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: | "Anyone for a few drinks and a curry afterwards?” |
| WORST MATCH: | Any ground where there isn't a bar |
| BEST MATCH: | Any ground where there is a free bar |
| WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: | Mr Cat |
| MOTTO IN LIFE: | Never forget to feed the cat |