James Bayless

James Bayless

NAME: James Bayless
NICKNAME: Boom Boom
RESEMBLANCE TO: Tilerkeratne Dilshan
FAVOURITE FILM: Mighty Ducks 2
FAVOURITE TV: Entourage
FAVOURITE DRINK: Smirnoff Lance
HOBBIES: Eating
MOST LIKE TO MEET: Will Ferrell
AMBITION: Hit 5 sixes off the first 5 balls of an over, and then leave / defend the 6th.
MOST FEARED OPPONENT: Salad
SPORTING HEROES: Paul Gascoigne, John Daly, Ian Botham
FUNNIEST DRESSING ROOM MOMENT: Finding the Hog Roast in the Red Team Dressing room after Lance Six-a-side. Stayed a while!
BEST QUOTE HEARD IN CRICKET: "Oi Lancey, Do you want a Beer" (shouted by me to Matt Lance whilst he was sat in the West Indies dugout next to Chris Gayle during T20 World Cup!)
WORST MATCH: Away to White Waltham. Opening in the 2's with Terry. Whilst walking out, he mentioned that we had 61 overs to get the 130 needed, so no rush. Out trying to defend. Didn't stay for the rest of the game. Don’t know the result.
BEST MATCH: Spectating Penn vs Taplow. Chris Batt nicked one and didn't walk. Next over he was triggered by Dangerous and complained about 'f*#king village cricket'. I happened to be on the balcony a few beers down, and pointed out that he was a cheat. He didn't like it!
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF: The Scales
MOTTO IN LIFE: Go hard or go home. Do it 100% or f*#k off.

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